My step mother often forwards me the funniest emails.  I was thinking that I really should post 'em here for you all to read.  I don't believe in forwarding.  This one had me laughing my butt off.  The only thing that I'd add is that the men should also have to hold down a full time job on top of that.

married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each
six weeks.

kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

is no fast food.

man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a 
of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and
cards out on time.
man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
and a haircut appointment . He must make one unscheduled and
visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a
or right when they're about to leave for vacation).
must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting f
outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all
are done.

father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song
comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.

man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish s
keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed. The men must try to
through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.

one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal
back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a
is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.

must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once
spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

will need to read a book to the children each night without falling
and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their
each morning by 7:00 . They must leave the home with no food on their
or clothes.
test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
to know all of the following information: each child's birthday,
weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's
at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's
color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend the
of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot
they are better.

must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, 'You're not the boss of
kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins
if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a

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